Me: It’s time to write your Friday blog post.
Kuri: We’re busy.
Me: Too busy to blog?
Loki. Kuri & Hiyu: YES!
Me: It looks like you’re too busy napping?
Kuri: We have a lot to process.
Me: That’s why the three of you have become a snoring Bengal puddle?
Hiyu: The twins snore, I don’t.
Me: What are you processing?
Loki: Our new powers.
Me: Dare I ask?
Kuri: There’s a button on top of your laptop. If I rub my cheek on it, I can make the screen go black.
Hiyu: On your Xbox, I can push a button and make a tray come out.
Loki: And I can bat the tray back in.
Kuri: We have demands.
Hiyu: We want motion-sensor sinks.
Loki: And fans we can leap through.
Me: Not going to happen.
Kuri: We can shut off your computer, your television and your games. You’d best give in to our demands.
Me: I’m busy.
Hiyu: You’re looking at a computer screen that we can turn off.
Me: (typing earnestly before they shut off my Surface) “Ways to Bengal-proof.”